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• If I may begin at the beginning...
• it is now some years since I detected how many were the false beliefs that I ha d believed to be true since my earliest youth.
  And since that time, I have bee n convinced that I must once and for all seriously try to rid myself of all the opiniouns which I had formerly accepted, and begin to build anew, if I wanted t o establish any firm and permanent structure for my beliefs....
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....
• I will not grease the monkey bars.
• Ith i nk m y ha rd d i sk i sfr a gme n te d !
• My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright.
• I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
• I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
• I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.