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• I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
• I think he's a few bars short of a finished symphony.
• I started a grease fire at McDonald's--threw a match in the cook's hair. -- Steve Marti
• She frieth in her owne grease. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. xi
• Bart: I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis...
  unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress....
• Car Repairs: Axel Grease
• I bought myself a new car and the first thing I done was grease it all over--so the finance company can't get a hold of it.
  -- Rod Brasfield...
• I'm gonna be a monkey, monkey monkey muuuunkey! -- Stimpy