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• Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
• Don't always think that eveybody is laughing at you - that way, when they *are* laughing at you, you won't miss the joke.
  -- Steve Gardne...
• You can do *anything* once! -- Paul Mavride
• There are some people that, if they don't know, you can't tell them.
  You can tell a teacher as far as you can see one, but you can't tell them much....
• Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so. -- Lord Chesterfield (to his son)
• Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything.
  Sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy. -- Nguyen Cao Ky...
• It's not what you tell people, it's what you show them.
• Do you believe the Washington Monument looks anything like George Washington?
  -- Brother Dave Gardne...
• In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads In the evening, floating in the soup.
  (chorus): Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish head...