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One More Drink And I Would Have Been Under The Host. -- Dorothy Parke
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One more drink and I would have been under the host.
-- Dorothy Parker
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Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now Dorothy Parke
Don't Worry--he'll come back in style -- Dorothy Parke...
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
Cecil: I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rausan- Segle.
Bob: I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator....
The man she had was kind and clean And well enough for every day, But oh, dear friends, you should have seen The one that got away.
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Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parke
Drink and dance and laugh and lie Love, the reeling midnight through For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) -- Dorothy Parker, "The Flaw in Paganism...
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Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt....
I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.
That's strange; your mother could. -- Dorothy Parke...