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• Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year.
  Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks....
• checkuary, n: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.
• A man came into the the office one day and said he was a sailor.
  We cured him of that....
• murf /smerf/ n. [from the soc.motss newsgroup on Usenet, after some obnoxiously gooey cartoon characters] A newsgroup regular with a habitual style that is irreverent, silly, and cute.
  Like many other hackish terms for people, this one may be praise or insult depending on who uses it....
• murf: /smerf/ [from the soc.motss newsgroup on USENET, after some obnoxiously gooey cartoon characters] n.
  A newsgroup regular with a habitual style that is irreverent, silly, and cute....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
  -- Anon....