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One Of Life's Small Satisfactions Is Copping First Place In A Newly Opened Checkout Line.
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One of life's small satisfactions is copping first place
in a newly opened checkout line.
-- Libbie Fudim
Related:
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference. -- Libbie Fudim
uitably small adj. [perverted from mathematical jargon] An expression used ironically to characterize unquantifiable behavior that differs from expected or required behavior.
For example, suppose a newly created program came up with a correct full-screen display, and one publicly exclaimed...
uitably small: [perverted from mathematical jargon] adj.
An expression used ironically to characterize unquantifiable behavior that differs from expected or required behavior....
PAJAMAS -- items of clothing that newly-weds place beside their bed in case of fire.
The first in glory, as the first in place.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xi, Line 441...
If the kids seem to be doing a far better than anticipated business at their newly opened lemonade stand, it is reasonable to check to see if your vodka is missing.
That's one small step for Fry..." -Fry "...and one giant line for admission." -stranger in line
For Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.
The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
-- The Queue Principle The slowest checkout is always the express lane. -- Flugg's Rule...