One Of The First Things Schoolchildren In Texas Learn Is How To Compose A Simple Declarative Sentence Without The Word "shit" In It.

One Of The First Things Schoolchildren In Texas Learn Is How To Compose A Simple Declarative Sentence Without The Word "shit" In It.

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One of the first things schoolchildren in Texas learn is how to compose a
simple declarative sentence without the word "shit" in it.

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McNaughton's Rule Any argument worth making within the bureaucracy must be capable of being expressed in a simple declarative sentence that is obviously true once stated.
Any arguments worth making within the bureaucracy must be capable of being expressed in a simple declarative sentence that is obviously true once stated.
-- McNaughton's Rule...
One of the first things you learn when the kids start to use the car is how far you can drive when the gas guage stands on empty.
One of the first lessons a president has to learn is that every word he says weighs a ton.
-- Calvin Coolidge...
The majority, compose them how you will, are a herd, and not a nice one.
-- William Hazlitt (1778-1830)...
Things are not as simple as they seems at first. -- Edward Thorp
Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.