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• BWABL: Bells, Whistles, And Blinking Ligh
• There's a whole manual of obsolete features!
• 1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems. 2
  Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
• The rules: 1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
  2: Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
• flap: vt. 1. To unload a DECtape (so it goes flap, flap, flap.
  ..). Old-time hackers at MIT tell of the days when the disk was device 0 and {microtape}s were 1, 2,....
• flap vt. 1. [obs.] To unload a DECtape (so it goes flap, flap, flap.
  ..). Old-time hackers at MIT tell of the days when the disk was device 0 and DEC microtapes were 1, 2,....
• language lawyer n. A person, usually an experienced or senior software enginee
  who is intimately familiar with many or most of the numerous restrictions and features (both useful and esoteric) applicable to one or more computer programming languages....
• language lawyer: n. A person, usually an experienced or senior software enginee
  who is intimately familiar with many or most of the numerous restrictions and features (both useful and esoteric) applicable to one or more computer programming languages....