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• It's not in the manual !!!!!
• One of the most attractive features of a Connection Machine is the array of blinking lights on the faces of its cabinet.
  -- CM Paris Ref. Manual, v6.0, p48....
• Is Windows Antique? SILICON VALLEY -- The first ever antique mall devoted to computers has opened its doors deep in the heart of Silicon Valley.
  Named "Stacks of Antiqueues", the new mall features obsolete hardware, old software, and other curiosities that only a nerd would want to buy....
• feeping creature n. [from feeping creaturism] An unnecessary feature
  a bit of chrome that, in the speaker's judgment, is the camel's nose for a whole horde of new features....
• If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
• Manual labour: reading the manual.
• feeping creature: [from {feeping creaturism}] n. An unnecessary feature
  a bit of {chrome} that, in the speaker's judgment, is the camel's nose for a whole horde of new features....
• Obsolete designs outlast obsolete design engineers. -- Intel
• If it works, it must be obsolete.