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• The bigger they are, the faster I run. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Geek' used to be a four-letter word. Now it's a six-figure one.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives.
• I have an awesome sex drive--problem is, I can't get out of park!
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• City lights have always inspired me to reflect upon the memories I never had.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• Sometimes you have to turn right to go left. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I grew up Catholic. Then I grew up. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Faith is not genetic. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Gonna change my evil ways... One of these days...