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And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
asked the father of his little son.
Diet.
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And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
asked the father of his little son. "Diet....
What do you want me to do? Say it again in worse English?
-- Robert Frost, when asked about the meaning of one of his poems....
Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
"You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
A circus foreman was making the rounds inspecting the big top when a scrawny little man entered the tent and walked up to him.
Are you the foreman around here?" he asked timidly....
May your son grow up to be a famous doctor, and may you be his only case.
Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up? A: The very best person they can possibly be.