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One Size Fits All." Just Who Is This "all" Person Anyway, And Why Is He Wearing My Clothes?
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"One size fits all."
Just who is this "all" person anyway,
and why is he wearing my clothes?
Related:
One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
ONE SIZE FITS ALL: Doesn't fit anyone.
Glaser's Law: If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
If it says, "One size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone. -- Glaser's Law
Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
Q: What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes? A: A gnudist.
Commandant: "That's what he wanted." Kirk: "Who? Who wanted us killed?
Commandant: "Since you're all going to die anyway, why not tell you....
Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...