Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel! And he
appears every Friday night... like Urkel!
Wiggum: Well, your story is _very_ compelling, Mr. Jackass, I mean, uh,
Simpson. So, I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter!
[Wiggum raises his arms and starts typing on air in sarcasm]
[starts humming]
Homer: You don't have to humiliate me.
[Homer walks off, and another man walks in, wearing slightly
burned clothes and playing compulsively with a lighter]
Man: I just torched a building downtown, and I'm afraid I'll do it
again!
Wiggum: Oh, yeah, right. I'll just type it up on my invisible
typewriter!
[goes through the same sarcastic routine]
Fruitcake!
-- Why _do_ you wear that badge,
anyway? "The Springfield Files"
