On Intel Fudging Benchmark Numbers: "Those Guys Are So Smart, Its A Wonder They Don't Just Make Faster Machines.

On Intel Fudging Benchmark Numbers: "Those Guys Are So Smart, Its A Wonder They Don't Just Make Faster Machines.

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On Intel fudging benchmark numbers:
"Those guys are so smart, its a wonder they don't just make
faster machines."

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With faster machines comes slower software.
Just a little faster...its not usually this soft. -- Greg Marmaland
With such great numbers of people making love, you just have to wonder why it is always in such short supply.
I am so smart I make myself sick.
Smart? She knows 300 phone numbers by heart.
This place is crazy! Sometimes its enough to make you wonder if you're on the right planet.
Concentrate on th'cute, li'l CARTOON GUYS! Remember the SERIAL NUMBERS!
! Follow the WHIPPLE AVE EXIT!! Have a FREE PEPSI!...
I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave guys no one ever heard of.
Fry...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you fumble dialing the telephone, and make a stab for the backspace key [and wonder why the numbers aren't coming up on your screen].