Related:

• Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Where's th' DAFFY DUCK EXHIBIT?? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• This is a NO-FRILLS flight -- hold th' CANADIAN BACON!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions?
  It's th' MOUSTACHE... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH?...
• Life is full of surprises when you're up th' stream of consciousness without a paddle.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• YOW!! Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Th-th-th-that's all, folks!