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• Graffiti is a language people who use public places seem to speak.
• PUBLIC SPEAKING: 2,500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom.
  Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin and Greek....
• Awesome use of the language, dude! -- Batty
• Brief History Of Linux (#17) If only Gary had been sober When Micro-soft moved to Seattle in 1979
  most of its revenue came from sales of BASIC, a horrible language so dependant on GOTOs that spaghetti looked more orderly than its code did....
• If a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape at about 30 miles/second.
  -- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming...
• begin: // [from the LaTeX command] With \end, used humorously in writing to indicate a context or to remark on the surrounded text.
  For example: \begin{flame} Predicate logic is the only good programming language....
• If God had intended man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.