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On November 13, Felix Unger Was Asked To Remove Himself From His Place Of Residence.
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On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove
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GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17): On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence.
We have had a number of discussions and, believe me, if I thought I was hurting the ticket, I'd be gone.
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him.
For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk....
It requires more energy to remove an object from it's proper place than to put it back.
-- MacPherson's Law of Entropy...
Absentee, n.: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove himself from the sphere of exaction.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Remove me from this land of slaves, Where all are fools, and all are knaves, Where every knave and fool is bought, Yet kindly sells himself for nough
-- Jonathan Swif...
So you were over Unger and Unger was under Done.