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• Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry late
  for another thing, they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. -- H. L. Mencke
• The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956), Prejudices, Third Series", 1922...
• One horse laugh is worth 10,000 syllogisms. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)