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• Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke
• Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry late
  for another thing, they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
  -- Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936)...
• Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
  So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
• Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
  But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women....
• Statistics clearly show ... the two happiest groups of people are married women and single men.
  Think about it....
• Why are the good women married?