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On SECOND Thought, Maybe I'll Heat Up Some BAKED BEANS And Watch REGIS PHILBIN.
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On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and
watch REGIS PHILBIN.. It's GREAT to be ALIVE!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I didn't order any WOO-WOO... Maybe a YUBBA.. But no WOO-WOO! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY-- -- Zippy the Pinhead
