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• I'm a fucshia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany -- Zippy the Pinhead
• And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of ``BOWLING WORLD'' while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!
  !" -- Zippy the Pinhead...