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• Support your local bike shop. :)
• Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive father.
  And for starters, your old man is going to teach you how to ride your very first bike....
• On the internet, nobody knows you are a bear. -- Tovah Hollande
• George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.
  Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....
• Bike or Die...!
• THIS IS YOUR BRAIN. ___ /(()\ \__\| THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON THE INTERNET.
  ___ +-----+ /(()\ | VAX | \__\|===+_____+...
• Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
  Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost....
• Bo knows your girlfriend!
• Is it information if no one knows it???