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• Man is a make-believe animal - he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part.
  William Hazli...
• Life is a disease; and the only difference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.
• How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these, A youth of labor with an age of ease.
  -- Oliver Goldsmith...
• In arguing, too, the parson owned his skill, for even tho' vanquish'd he could argue still.
  -- Oliver Goldsmith...
• Keep the Pope Off the Moon, It's The Only Place He Hasn't Been!
• A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
• ERUDITION, n. Dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
  So wide his erudition's mighty span, He knew Creation's origin and plan And only came by accident to grief -- He thought, poor man, 'twas right to be a thief....