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Operator Give Me A Wrong Number, I Want To Talk To My Mother-in-law. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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Operator give me a wrong number, I want to talk to my mother-in-law.
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
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In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
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My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me.
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