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• I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Operator give me a wrong number, I want to talk to my mother-in-law. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club. Marge: Oh, Homey.
  You know, you are a member of a very exclusive club....
• I used to belong to a solipsism club, but I got bored and voted everyone else ou
• Because there is something in you that I respect, and that makes me desire to have you for my enemy.
  "On those terms, sir, I will accept your enmity or any man's." -- Shaw, "The Devil's Disciple...