Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
An Eclipse Of The Earth Occurs When You Put Your Hands Over Your Eyes.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
An eclipse of the Earth occurs when you put your hands over your eyes.
Related:
Can you put your hands in your head? Oh, no.
Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
If you keep your eyes so fixed on heaven that you never look at the earth, you will stumble into hell.
-- Austin O'Malley...
Joey: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...
PRO: Not getting burned when you put your hand on the stove.
CON: Not being able to laugh at other people burning their hands on the stove....
Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes...
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...