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• PRO: Not being able to catch AIDS. CON: Not being able to laugh at all the sick people.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
  CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
• PRO: Not spending the night in the tank. CON: Not being able to cause general mayhem in your neighborhood.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not getting hit by various objects falling from the sky.
  CON: Not being able to throw rocks and other harmful objects off tall buildings in the city....
• PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to dress up in a suit and tie. CON
  Not being able to wear your old levis and favorite shirt. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more butthole skatboarders. CON: Not being able to clothesline em.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not experiencing fear. CON: Not being able to inflict fear. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more broken hands when someone steps on it with cleats.
  CON: No more sports (like football with your friends, etc.) -- Pros and Cons of Death...