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An Encounter With A Beautiful Woman Is Good Medicine For The Well Organized Logical Mind -- A Little Jolt Never Hurt.
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An encounter with a beautiful woman is good medicine for the well organized
logical mind -- a little jolt never hurt. Note that the anarchists have been
saying this for years about the A-bomb and civilization.
-- Encyclopadia Apocryphia
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Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say. COOLIDGE
Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart.
A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job....
A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody....
A little nukie never hurt anyone.
Well, we're big rock singers, we've got golden fingers, And we're loved everywhere we go.
We sing about beauty, and we sing about truth, At ten thousand dollars a show....
The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul i
WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT? -- Sigmund Freud (1856-1939)...
The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul i
WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT? -- Sigmund Freud...