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OW! Rubber Spider Venom! That's Not Fair!" -- The Firesign Theatre Movie, J-Men Foreve
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"OW! Rubber spider venom! That's not fair!"
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, J-Men Forever
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I'm going to have you wrapped in a U.S. flag and burned personally by the President, in high octane American gasoline!
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Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target Los Angeles.
Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept....
....and his hideous clockwork dog, Toto...." -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra
....and the far-flung Isles of Langerhans." -- Firesign Theatre's HOW TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE
We're all Bozos on this bus." -- The Firesign Theatre, from the alblum of the same name
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! -- Firesign Theatre
I think we're all Bozos on this bus. -- Firesign Theatre
I'm going to live forever, or die trying! -- Spider Robinso