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• Munden's Bar serves Old Mink.
• Have another Galactic Gargleblaster?
• If you are given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money.
  As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal....
• Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation.
• Insert inevitable trivial witticism of your choice.
• Join the hate group of your choice and be a Liberal!
• Your Choice: Be a Limbaugh fan or learn to think for yourself.
• Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld... Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue.
  I think you'd better stay home. Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh....