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Homer: S-s-ssoo Coolld... Marge: Homey, Your Lips Are Turning Blue.
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Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld...
Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue. I think you'd better stay
home.
Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh... [faints on the car horn]
-- That's what you get for eating months-old hoagies,
"Selma's Choice"
Related:
Marge: You look awful! Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
Marge: The funeral's in Littleneck Falls. I'm afraid we'll have to go to Duff Gardens some other time.
Lisa: We understand. Bart: No use complaining about something you can't change....
Don't blame these kids, it's not their fault. I think their father's missing a chromosome.
-- Selma blames the Duff Gardens incident on Homer, "Selma's Choice...
Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens! -- Homer, "Selma's Choice
Marge: Homer, you've cooled down! Homer: That's what you think!
Rrowr! [grabs Marge] -- Feeling hot, "Selma's Choice...
Marge: I want to thank you for taking care of the kids on such short notice.
Selma: We'll have fun, won't we kids? Bart: To get to Duff Gardens, I'd ride with Satan himself....
Carl: We hardly made a dent in that ten-foot hoagie.
Homer: I'll give it a good home. [flash to Homer in front of the TV, eating the sandwich....
Bart: It won't be any fun without you, Dad. [the car shoves off] Bart+Lisa
YAY! -- The kids head to Duff Gardens, "Selma's Choice...
Bart: Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend? Home
Sure. Unless another aunt dies. -- "Selma's Choice...