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• You have a part-time job, you have a job. That's better than no job at all.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, -- speaking on $4.25/hour jobs with no benefits at Burger King...
• Homer: How much does it pay? Bart: Thirty bucks a week!
  Homer: Pfft! I make more than that. -- Bart gets a part-time job, "Bart the Murdere...
• Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
  I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....
• 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one.
  If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice....
• Motherhood is an essential, difficult, and full-time job.
  Women who do not wish to be mothers should not have babies. -- Edward Abbey...
• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• Canada? What part of Texas is that in?
• Part-time musicians are semiconductors.