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• I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
• Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/18/92, (reported on KRXX News)...
• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
• Do you have a job?
• Part Time Job, full time pay, generous benefits: The Senate of Canada
• The following appeared in a memorandum to faculty from the academic vice president of Waymarsh University.
  "So that we can better accomplish Waymarsh University's academic goals, we should adopt the job-opportunity (job-op) program offered at Plateau Technical College and strongly encourage all students at Waymarsh to participate in it....
• We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1988...
• You can't be a figment of my imagination--I'd have done a better job.
• If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day.
  But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime....