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• I can learn to be my own best friend, but then I remember I don't really like me. -- Dan Goodma
• Life is like a clock: you can work constantly and be right all the time, or not work at all and be right at least twice a day.
• Any day can be the beginning of a new year.
• One day the meek shall inherit the Earth... then they too will beat the crap out of me.
  -- Dan Goodma...
• Apu: It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you.
  Back in Ramatpur I was considered quite the gourmet....
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
• Entirely too much time is being spent in the washrooms.
  In the future, you will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order....
• Reporters like Bill Greider from the Washington Post and Him Naughton of the New York Time
  for instance, had to file long, detailed, and relatively complex stories every day -- while my own deadline fell every two weeks -- but neither of them ever seemed in a hurry about getting their work done, and from time to time they would try to console me about the terrible pressure I always seemed to be laboring under....