Apu: It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you. Back in
Ramatpur I was considered quite the gourmet.
Marge: [sniffs her food] Mmm, it certainly is exotic. [looks up] Ooh,
Lisa -- is that too spicy for you?
Lisa: [breathless] I can see through time!
Homer: [stuffing his face] Stop being such babies. You can't be afraid
to try new things. For instance, tonight I'm using a...Apu, what
do you call this thing again?
Apu: A "napkin".
Homer: Ha ha ha ha! Outrageous!
-- First time for everything, "Homer and Apu"
Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house but I would like
to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange
your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an
unsanitary manner....
