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PASCAL Users Do It With Runtime Support.
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PASCAL users do it with runtime support.
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Pascal programmers do it with indentations.
Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly....
PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
Pascal programmers do it in variant ways.
MAC USERS do it with mice
