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Pascal Users: The Pascal System Will Be Replaced Next Tuesday By Cobol.
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Pascal Users:
The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly.
Related:
As of next Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.
Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
As of next Thursday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.
As of next Thursday, LISP will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.
As of next Thursday, SAIL will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs.
PASCAL not allowed on this system.