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PATRIOT, N. One To Whom The Interests Of A Part Seem Superior To Those Of The Whole.
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PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to
those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp.
It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with....
INEXPEDIENT, adj. Not calculated to advance one's interests.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
AMNESTY, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PRELATE, n. A church officer having a superior degree of holiness and a fat preferment.
One of Heaven's aristocracy. A gentleman of God. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
HEBREW, n. A male Jew, as distinguished from the Shebrew, an altogether superior creation.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary