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PHRENOLOGY, N. The Science Of Picking The Pocket Through The Scalp.
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PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp.
It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe
with.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole.
The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PHILANTHROPIST, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience.
In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others....
LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
AUCTIONEER, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...