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• Pee-Wee' would write, but he does not have a free hand!
• Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee: "Who's there?" Knucklehead
  "Little ol' lady." Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?" Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could yodel...
• Pee-Wee''s favorite song: 'Beat it'
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
  After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it....
• My father's great dread was going senile, said one aristocrat, apologizing for his father, who was happily exposing himself in the orangery.
  But now he has, he's enjoying himself enormously. -- Jilly Coope...
• He lifted himself up by his own bootstraps.
• Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court?
• Hey Pee-Wee', Button your fly!