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• Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true.
  I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk. -- Steven King, 3/8/90...
• All I want to know is: WHY ME?
• I don't know what's wrong with people! All I ask them to do is exactly what I tell them.
• Amarie: "And what do you want from me?" Riker: "I was hoping you might know his business partners.
  Amarie: "And why should I help you?" Riker: "To be honest, I can't think of a good reason....
• I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?
  I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it....
• Homer: Dad, I have a problem. Abe: Why did you come to me?
  I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks....
• It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send the message that violence against animals is funny.
  Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa....