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People Who Abstain From Smoking, Drinking, And Having Sex Do Not Necessarily Live Longer.
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People who abstain from smoking, drinking, and having sex do not necessarily
live longer... It just seems longer.
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Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer -- it just seems that way.
Do married people live longer, or does it just seem that way?
Now that you've read Fortune's diet truths, you'll be prepared the next time some housewife or boutique-owner-turned-diet-expert appears on TV to plug her latest book.
And, if you still feel a twinge of guilt for eating coffee cake while listening to her exhortations, ask yourself the following questio...
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
-- Abigail Van Bure...
Birthdays are healthy, those who have more of them live longer.
A recently completed study shows that people dwelling in stairs-only apartment buildings (that i
buildings without elevators) live an average of three years longer than do people who live in buildings with both elevators and stairs....
Painters do it with longer strokes.