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• People who abstain from smoking, drinking, and having sex do not necessarily live longer.
  .. It just seems longer....
• I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
  -- Willa Cathe...
• Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer -- it just seems that way.
• Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Married people do it with frozen access.
• Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
  So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
• And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are not married to women.
  Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?...
• The problem with the way many people live their lives is that they spend most of their time providing for their old age, to the point where they do not live long enough to enjoy it.
• The biggest myth, as measured by square footage, is that as you grow older, you gradually lose your interest in sex.
  This myth probably got started because younger people seem to want to have sex with each other at every available opportunity including traffic lights, whereas older people are more likely to reserve their sexual activities for special occasions such as the installation of a new pope....