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• Noise? Did you hear a noise, Percy? ...No. Good. ..
  apart from that colossal drunken roar. (Edmund kicks Percy off chair) -- Edmund and Percy : Bee...
• Percy...this is a very difficult situation. ...Yes, my lord.
  Someone's for the chop. You or me, in fact. ...Yes....
• Percy tries to attract Edmund's attention to his comedy breasts) Aaarrggg.
  ..aarrgggg... Sorry, he's sick. Leprosy. Of the brain... -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...
• Never...ever...try to be funny in my presence again, Percy. -- Edmund: Head
• Gold! Pure gold! ...Are you sure? Yes, my lord. Behold.
  .. Percy...it's _green_. -- Percy and Edmund : Money...
• Sex is hardly a fitting subject for the dinner table.
  Or, indeed..._any_ table. ....Except perhaps a table at a brothel....
• Of course, you know what your great discovery means, don't you Percy?
  Perhaps, my lord... That you, Percy, Lord Percy......
• Oh, God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more. -- Edmund : Duel and Duality
• I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
  -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...