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Percy...this Is A Very Difficult Situation. ...Yes, My Lord.
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Percy...this is a very difficult situation.
...Yes, my lord.
Someone's for the chop. You or me, in fact.
...Yes.
...Let's face facts, Perce. It's you.
-- Edmund and Percy : Head
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The fashion these days is towards the tiny... Well, in that case, Percy, you have the most fashionable brain in Britain.
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You're a sad, laughable figure, aren't you, Percy? -- Edmund : Head
What are you wearing around your neck? Ah. It's my new ruff.
You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes me look _rather sexy_....
There has been some discussion in the court on the subject of your best man.
..and I thought it might be the moment to...bring the subject to a....
Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
.. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...