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• Gold! Pure gold! ...Are you sure? Yes, my lord. Behold.
  .. Percy...it's _green_. -- Percy and Edmund : Money...
• Of course, you know what your great discovery means, don't you Percy?
  Perhaps, my lord... That you, Percy, Lord Percy......
• So you think there's a big market for jewellery that looks like snot, then?
  -- Edmund to Percy : Money...
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• Yes Percy, I don't want to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold is _gold_.
  That's why it's called gold. What you have discovered if indeed it has a name....
• Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
  ..'My God, I die in twelve hours. What I really need right now is a hug from a complete _prat_....
• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...