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• Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.
  -- C. N. Parkinso...
• The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
  -- C. N. Parkinso...
• Possibly the ultimate irony is that perfection is usually achieved by accident rather than by design.
• Heat produced by pressure expands to fill the mind available, from which it can pass only to a cooler mind.
  -- C. Northcote Parkinso...
• The universe long ago passed the point of total collapse. -- Monitor, Logopoli
• Quote #347 "Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add but when there is nothing more to take out.
  -- Antoine St. Exupery...
• cycle crunch: n. A situation wherein the number of people trying to use a computer simultaneously has reached the point where no one can get enough cycles because they are spread too thin and the system has probably begun to {thrash}.
  This scenario is an inevitable result of Parkinson's Law applied to timesharing....
• char *c[]= {"ENTER", "NEW", "POINT", "FIRST", }; char **cp[]= {c + 3, c + 2, c + 1, c}
  char ***cpp= cp; main() { printf("%s", **++cpp)...