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• The time spent on any item of the agenda [of a finance committee] will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
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• Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless.
• Parkinson's Law for Medical Research: Successful research attracts the bigger grant which makes further research impossible.
• Successful research attracts bigger grants, making further research impossible.
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• Show me a man who sees both sides of an argument, and I'll show you a man who has nothing at stake in it.