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• Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.
  -- Charles P. Boyle...
• The deficiency will never show itself during the dry runs. -- Charles P. Boyle
• When things are going well, someone will experiment detrimentally. -- Charles P. Boyle
• The probability of an event's occurring varies directly with the perversity of the inanimate object involved and inversely with product of its desirability and the effort expended to produce it.
  -- Walter Mule...
• Battling inanimate objects is pointless.
• An original idea can never emerge from a committee in the original. -- Charles P. Boyle
• Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know. -- Charles P. Boyle
• On successive charts of the same organization, the number of boxes will never decrease.
  -- Charles P. Boyle...
• Success can be insured only by devising a defense against the contingency plan.
  -- Charles P. Boyle...