The Probability Of An Event's Occurring Varies Directly With The Perversity Of The Inanimate Object Involved And Inversely With Product Of Its Desirability And The Effort Expended To Produce It.

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The probability of an event's occurring varies directly with the
perversity of the inanimate object involved and inversely with product
of its desirability and the effort expended to produce it.
-- Walter Mule

Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
-- Gumperson's Law...
Britt's Green Thumb Postulate: The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
-- Britt's Green Thumb Postulate...
Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects. -- Charles P. Boyle
Gumperson's Law The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one's preparation for it. David Searle

The Probability Of An Event's Occurring Varies Directly With The Perversity Of The Inanimate Object Involved And Inversely With Product Of Its Desirability And The Effort Expended To Produce It.

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